PS3's - the computerised Hitler

We have all heard the hype over these new fangled PS3's, and quite frankly i'm becoming suspicious over whether or not people are getting TOO excited over it.

Have you ever noticed how when you mention the fact that PS3's cause cancer, then all you get is laughed at. I never get taken seriously these days! I suspect that actually, all these people buying PS3's and talking about PS3's are actually hired by sony themselve to try and quash the inevitable leak of their dirty secrets.

Here are a few juicy ones to get you started:
-If you zoom in on the window of the plane on 9/11, you will notice a PS3 smiling viciously out of the window.
-It has been proven that PS3's are rapidly becoming the main cause of cancer.
-World hunger has trebled since the release of the PS3.
-Have you noticed that they don't need to be plugged into your mains? They run on evil, pure evil!
-Run out of blood in your fridge? The PS3 has been up in the night drinking it all and feeding it to vampyric apple macs.

DO NOT PANIC!!! There is a solution. In anticipation of these horrors, Microsoft have come through with the counter-measure for this breed of pure evil. Xbox 360's are the saviours for these dark days. They convert the electricity from your mains and turn it into peace, love and happiness, which oozes through your house spreading joy to every corner.

So go on, buy an Xbox 360 today, and become a famous hero of the ages as one of those patriotic people who weren't afraid to take a stand for what is right and to take down those PS3's that were threatening democracy in the free world.