We have all heard the hype over these new fangled PS3's, and quite frankly i'm becoming suspicious over whether or not people are getting TOO excited over it.
Have you ever noticed how when you mention the fact that PS3's cause cancer, then all you get is laughed at. I never get taken seriously these days! I suspect that actually, all these people buying PS3's and talking about PS3's are actually hired by sony themselve to try and quash the inevitable leak of their dirty secrets.
Here are a few juicy ones to get you started:
-If you zoom in on the window of the plane on 9/11, you will notice a PS3 smiling viciously out of the window.
-It has been proven that PS3's are rapidly becoming the main cause of cancer.
-World hunger has trebled since the release of the PS3.
-Have you noticed that they don't need to be plugged into your mains? They run on evil, pure evil!
-Run out of blood in your fridge? The PS3 has been up in the night drinking it all and feeding it to vampyric apple macs.
DO NOT PANIC!!! There is a solution. In anticipation of these horrors, Microsoft have come through with the counter-measure for this breed of pure evil. Xbox 360's are the saviours for these dark days. They convert the electricity from your mains and turn it into peace, love and happiness, which oozes through your house spreading joy to every corner.
So go on, buy an Xbox 360 today, and become a famous hero of the ages as one of those patriotic people who weren't afraid to take a stand for what is right and to take down those PS3's that were threatening democracy in the free world.
Tuesday 8 May 2007
Bloggers of the world UNITE!!
We all like a nice blog now and then. A time to get something off your chest, to voice your views, or maybe just to tell the world just how many presents you get for christmas. But lately, bloggers have been drifting apart. There have been rifts forming in the blog world, people are forming into clans - the orange clan and the apple clan. After many vicious comments and a few scathing remarks, there have been emotional casualties on both sides, has this war not gone far enough? Can't we call an end to all this tear shed?
I call for a bloggers convention, where apple people and orange people can get together and maybe, just maybe, find a common ground. Or, at the end of the day, then isn't it obvious which one is better? I ask you, is it possible to get apple juice in a can? I DON'T THINK SO!!! In fact, what is so good about apple juice anyway? Can you water plants with it? Is there a appling can? NO!!! And why is this? Because it does not contain the right plantoflavins that a young sapling needs.
In fact, forget that idea! I don't want to be anywhere NEAR an apploneon. And, if all this is not enough... what kind of computers do you think these apple supporters use? AN APPLE MAC!!! I think this is proof enough that these people don't know whether they're coming or going. I call for a cull on all apploneons. Why has Blair not got involved in this already? Is HE an apple sympathiser? In fact, i think i recall him eating an apple once or twice on T.V! HE ISN'T EVEN ASHAMED OF IT!!!
Though fear not, my fellow orange tree, the end is not nigh. The labour party have already declared their orange affiliations, and are not going to turn back quickly. In fact, i think this is why we innocent people with the wool pulled over our eyes think that it was Tony Blair who sent the troops to Iraq. We have been fooled into thinking this, when actually it is his labour 'friends' who have persuaded him to do this. Though, before you go thinking that this means he is innocent, this is not the case. The only reason this has happened is so that the labour party are able to be a pure orange forest, and so they have uprooted the infiltrating apple spy amongst their midst.
In conclusion, i think that us faithful few of the orange supporters should all get together and wage war on these pitiful apploneons and wipe them off the face of the earth once and for all!
ORANGE TREES OF THE WORLD UNITE!!!! (and bring some orange in a can whilst your at it, i'm thirsty)
I call for a bloggers convention, where apple people and orange people can get together and maybe, just maybe, find a common ground. Or, at the end of the day, then isn't it obvious which one is better? I ask you, is it possible to get apple juice in a can? I DON'T THINK SO!!! In fact, what is so good about apple juice anyway? Can you water plants with it? Is there a appling can? NO!!! And why is this? Because it does not contain the right plantoflavins that a young sapling needs.
In fact, forget that idea! I don't want to be anywhere NEAR an apploneon. And, if all this is not enough... what kind of computers do you think these apple supporters use? AN APPLE MAC!!! I think this is proof enough that these people don't know whether they're coming or going. I call for a cull on all apploneons. Why has Blair not got involved in this already? Is HE an apple sympathiser? In fact, i think i recall him eating an apple once or twice on T.V! HE ISN'T EVEN ASHAMED OF IT!!!
Though fear not, my fellow orange tree, the end is not nigh. The labour party have already declared their orange affiliations, and are not going to turn back quickly. In fact, i think this is why we innocent people with the wool pulled over our eyes think that it was Tony Blair who sent the troops to Iraq. We have been fooled into thinking this, when actually it is his labour 'friends' who have persuaded him to do this. Though, before you go thinking that this means he is innocent, this is not the case. The only reason this has happened is so that the labour party are able to be a pure orange forest, and so they have uprooted the infiltrating apple spy amongst their midst.
In conclusion, i think that us faithful few of the orange supporters should all get together and wage war on these pitiful apploneons and wipe them off the face of the earth once and for all!
ORANGE TREES OF THE WORLD UNITE!!!! (and bring some orange in a can whilst your at it, i'm thirsty)
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