We all like a nice blog now and then. A time to get something off your chest, to voice your views, or maybe just to tell the world just how many presents you get for christmas. But lately, bloggers have been drifting apart. There have been rifts forming in the blog world, people are forming into clans - the orange clan and the apple clan. After many vicious comments and a few scathing remarks, there have been emotional casualties on both sides, has this war not gone far enough? Can't we call an end to all this tear shed?
I call for a bloggers convention, where apple people and orange people can get together and maybe, just maybe, find a common ground. Or, at the end of the day, then isn't it obvious which one is better? I ask you, is it possible to get apple juice in a can? I DON'T THINK SO!!! In fact, what is so good about apple juice anyway? Can you water plants with it? Is there a appling can? NO!!! And why is this? Because it does not contain the right plantoflavins that a young sapling needs.
In fact, forget that idea! I don't want to be anywhere NEAR an apploneon. And, if all this is not enough... what kind of computers do you think these apple supporters use? AN APPLE MAC!!! I think this is proof enough that these people don't know whether they're coming or going. I call for a cull on all apploneons. Why has Blair not got involved in this already? Is HE an apple sympathiser? In fact, i think i recall him eating an apple once or twice on T.V! HE ISN'T EVEN ASHAMED OF IT!!!
Though fear not, my fellow orange tree, the end is not nigh. The labour party have already declared their orange affiliations, and are not going to turn back quickly. In fact, i think this is why we innocent people with the wool pulled over our eyes think that it was Tony Blair who sent the troops to Iraq. We have been fooled into thinking this, when actually it is his labour 'friends' who have persuaded him to do this. Though, before you go thinking that this means he is innocent, this is not the case. The only reason this has happened is so that the labour party are able to be a pure orange forest, and so they have uprooted the infiltrating apple spy amongst their midst.
In conclusion, i think that us faithful few of the orange supporters should all get together and wage war on these pitiful apploneons and wipe them off the face of the earth once and for all!
ORANGE TREES OF THE WORLD UNITE!!!! (and bring some orange in a can whilst your at it, i'm thirsty)
4 comments:
go pineapples kick the orange scum to the bottom of the apple lake in the apple district of appleslavia then drown their seeds in the juice of the slayed oranges!!
Adam,I have smething to tell you....I'm an apploneon! I won't stand for that kind of fighting talk. I will come to your 'Convention' but not for a peace talk...
i prefer grapes
this is fantastic, loads of content! i think u need to tak more about daleks and how the old ones couldn't fly and nwo they can so we are all buggered haha, and how the series has developed so much they got the sexiest actor in the world to play him, DAVID TENNANT!!!!!
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